I want to join the police!

oh fuck me-- i just made the world's longest post and accidentally deleted it!

gahhh... so unbelievably FRUSTRATED, i just spent 2 hours of procrastination time to do this and now i want to cry :'[

hopefully i can remember all i wrote and recap it now.

basically, i feel no love for the popo. They are out to get me, trying to catch me in my every move. I admit, i may be a little paranoid of them popos, but i swear they just want to pull me over all the time. what they have yet to understand, is that illegal does not mean unsafe!!

these two words are NOT. and i repeat,, ARE NOT synonymous nor interchangeable. however, i guess driving at 180 in the city is a little bit close to pushing the limit of word safety.

:D

what? I can't help it. driving fast is amazingly destressing. However, if you are those stupid people who cannot drive for shit..DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

SO anyway. back to the topic. I always thought the popo had the ugliest cars ever, fitting for their equally unappealing jobs. However, recent knowledge has caused my jealousy to flood to extreme mode. I've always known that in Hong Kong all government vehicles are courtesy of Mercedes-Benz. However, they were from a private line that was bordering hideous, and that negated my jealousy. However, i have just been given this information:

• British police not only drive a Mitsubishi EVO X..but also a Lotus Exige ...wtf. just wtf man, wtf?
• UK police drive a Lexus GS --not the best but definitely not bad either
• Italian police drive a Lamborghini Gallardo (not only base model but the LP560-4 version!)
• German police drive a Porsche 911 and a Mercedes CLS

ok. so i'm sorry to the poor readers for whom this piece of information means nothing whatsoever. But to have cars like these, and to have sound justification to drive at mindblowing speeds is one of my lifelong dreams. So at this point my jealousy has exploded through the roof. Yes, i understand that these cars have frightfully disgusting, bright, clashing, neony (is that even a word?) decals, but what does that matter when they are blowing by with their 720 hp? a bright blur is still a blur :)

-- at this point i realize i am psychologically ill. probably, i am some form of a rare, mutant girl. I can understandable sympathize with my mom when she cries at night for a normal daughter. I may look like a girl but i have been completely filled with male mentality..lmao. ok but i am straight. JUST IN CASE you may wonder. hot men are another great love of mine. see? almost manlike;; instead of girls and cars i love men and cars. cutting it pretty close ehh? --

at this point, i am seriously considering moving to britain first thing tomorrow morning and joining the police academy or whatever it is you have to enroll in over there to join the popo. anything to drive that car!

omfg. its nearly 4am again. AGAIN. my sleeping schedule is so completely beyond screwed. good luck to me waking up in time for school at 730. ohhh fuck me.

♥ wynnrast

** can't sleep. so i went to find some pictures for those who need help visualizing these cars in their full glory :)
Shut up. I know i sound retarded lol.. maybe if i eventually get some sleep, i'll get better.

Why do they have to destoy my porsche 911 that way? :( you are supposed to turn
this car sexydamnhot fire engine red, so it looks like the sex when it blurs right past you.

The lotus exige. yes, ok, so the neonyellow popo color scheme is unappealing, i don't deny that. But when you're inside driving like all hell is breaking loose, you won't see the outside, now will you?



My lambo gallardo;; yes this is the car that akon tried to ruin by rapping about, along with other terrible singers-- but they fail because this car is just godly.

Also found this, I don't what country's popos drive this ferrari scaglietti, -- but oh damn srsly fuck me! i would do anything to give that a spin :) -- and the color and popologo is bearable, compared the rest.